We operate one of the most sophisticated defence laboratories in the world, with ultra-modern equipment

Funded by the Molvarian Defence Department, our staff have access to high-tech computers and advanced laboratory equipment. We have over ten bunsen burners and 1700 tonnes of explosives which we use for the most innovative military experiments.

Our research into both conventional and chemical weaponry helps keep Molvarians safe, by bringing our Armed Forces into the 21st Century.

All of our research is locked away in a level-four facility, inaccessible to all but the most senior scientists and defence officials

By the very nature of our work, it is necessary that we keep all of our work secure. Our scientists have developed novel ways of keeping our facility protected. Secret weapons are installed throughout the grounds of the facility which have led to the untimely demise of many burglars (and also some gardeners).

All staff and visitors must undergo several security processes when entering the site. After their identification documents are checked, they are required to present their eyes for retinal scans. However, all visitors must be aware that sometimes the retinal scanners malfunction causing electrical shocks to the eye, so only approach the facility if you’re willing to take this risk.

Our laboratory poses no risk to the public due to its advanced systems, ensuring nothing dangerous makes it out of the facility

We know many people living close to the Sloven Laboratory are concerned that our research may have negative effects on the wider community, were there to be breaches in our safety and security protocols.

Our security systems have already been outlined, but our safety procedures should also reassure those residing nearby. In particular our biohazard security protocols ensure that no dangerous substance can make it out of our facility. These procedures include making all employees wash their hands and affixing special labels to all containers holding dangerous substances. Unfortunately, due to a printing error, these labels are identical to those used on the products in the lab’s vending machine.